It's July 13th and the big fireworks show the NBA put forth this free agency is mostly over. The big names are done, but there are still some interesting names out there in restricted free agency
2018 NBA Free Agency Primer
Ahhhh yes my friends we have finally made it. It is NBA offseason time BAYBAAAAAAYYYYY!!! The most interesting offseason in ALL OF SPORT!
Beatty’s Baseball Blog: Hot Damn The Brewers Are In First.
Ladies and Gentleman. I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. So I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE. Now I know what you’re thinking. “Logan, this is the Loaded Box. Why are you writing about baseball?” Well intrepid reader,... Continue Reading →
The Badgers and Obnoxious Cubs Fans Have Ruined My Lazy Sunday And Have Made Me Quite Sassy.
So here I am in my sweat pants and comfy sweater getting ready to enjoy yet another lazy Sunday. Big college basketball day. Big Olympics day. Big time showdown on ABC between the Cavs and Celtics where I can watch LeBron blame a whole new batch of players. All very exciting stuff following a pretty... Continue Reading →
Super Bowl Halftime Show POWER RANKINGS
Hello and welcome to the most important article about the Big Game you are going to read all week. This game has a very large possibility to STINK, the commercials aren't going to be funny because they haven't been since the days of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, which came out 15 fucking years ago. All... Continue Reading →
Take It To The Limit: My Meeting With “The Jags Lady”
It's a surprisingly chilly afternoon in Jacksonville. The city is still abuzz from Jacksonville's dominant victory over the hapless Bills. In the busy neighborhood of San Marco, an almost overwhelmingly hip area of Jacksonville south of the St. Johns River, I wait for her. She's not exactly one for punctuality, but she's a busy woman,... Continue Reading →
Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other: Your NFL Wild Card Weekend Preview
Well, it's finally here. Playoff time. No more bullshit. No more distractions. No more weird ass stories about a drunk ass pizza CEO complaining about black guys then later losing his job and tanking his company stock for complaining about black guys. You know once Papa John made that complaint he was only gonna last... Continue Reading →
Consider The Wagons Circled
Boys (and chicks, sup!), they finally did it. The Bills and most importantly, Bills Mafia, are in the playoffs! Now before I get to far ahead of myself, let me give you this disclaimer: I am a Packers fan first and foremost, but I have always been a Bills supporter. I am not one of... Continue Reading →