Ahhhh yes my friends we have finally made it. It is NBA offseason time BAYBAAAAAAYYYYY!!! The most interesting offseason in ALL OF SPORT!
Ladies and Gentleman. I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. So I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE. Now I know what you’re thinking. “Logan, this is the Loaded Box. Why are you writing about baseball?” Well intrepid reader,... Continue Reading →
So here I am in my sweat pants and comfy sweater getting ready to enjoy yet another lazy Sunday. Big college basketball day. Big Olympics day. Big time showdown on ABC between the Cavs and Celtics where I can watch LeBron blame a whole new batch of players. All very exciting stuff following a pretty... Continue Reading →
Hello and welcome to the most important article about the Big Game you are going to read all week. This game has a very large possibility to STINK, the commercials aren't going to be funny because they haven't been since the days of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, which came out 15 fucking years ago. All... Continue Reading →
It's a surprisingly chilly afternoon in Jacksonville. The city is still abuzz from Jacksonville's dominant victory over the hapless Bills. In the busy neighborhood of San Marco, an almost overwhelmingly hip area of Jacksonville south of the St. Johns River, I wait for her. She's not exactly one for punctuality, but she's a busy woman,... Continue Reading →
Well, it's finally here. Playoff time. No more bullshit. No more distractions. No more weird ass stories about a drunk ass pizza CEO complaining about black guys then later losing his job and tanking his company stock for complaining about black guys. You know once Papa John made that complaint he was only gonna last... Continue Reading →
HOOOO-LEEE SHIT BUDS (and chicks, sup!), they finally did it. The Bills and most importantly, Bills Mafia, are in the playoffs! Now before I get to far ahead of myself, let me give you this disclaimer: I am a Packers fan first and foremost, but I have always been a Bills supporter. I am not... Continue Reading →