Finally! Spring is here in Wisconsin after going through a winter storm just last week. Nothing marks spring being here more than the NFL draft. Time to release the one and only mock draft I will do prior to the draft. Get ready ladies and gents. I am about to fucken nail it.
Let me say one thing before I release this mock draft. For all of you fuck boys who are about to snake and slither into my comments section, I have one thing to say. If you’re gonna talk about it the be about it. Put your money where your mouth is. If you are going to rip me and say “My favorite team isn’t going to take this guy” and “no chance this guy goes this early,” go ahead and slide in my DM’s and I will gladly put my money up against yours.
I say this because YOU DONT KNOW! Neither do I. If you are going to try and be a smart ass then put up or shut up. Give me the chance to rip your picks. After this weekend its all about Packers winning the Superb Owl and Aaron Rodgers being the best damn QB to ever live.
- Cleveland Browns – Sam Darnold, QB, USC
- New York Giants – Saquon Barkley, RB, Penn St
- New York Jets – Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA
- Cleveland Browns – Bradley Chubb, DE, NC State
- Buffalo Bills (trade w/ Denver Broncos) – Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming
- Indianapolis Colts – Quenton Nelson, G, Notre Dame
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Minkah Fitzpatrick, S, Alabama
- Chicago Bears – Tremaine Edmunds, ILB, Va Tech
- San Francisco 49ers – Marcus Davenport, DE, Texas San Antonio
- Oakland Raiders – Denzel Ward, CB, Ohio St
- Miami Dolphins – Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma
- Denver Broncos (Trade w/ Buffalo Bills) – Derwin James, S, Florida St
- Washington Redskins – Vita Vea, Dt, Washington
- Green Bay Packers – Josh Jackson, CB, Iowa
- Arizona Cardinals – Roquan Smith, LB, Georgia
- Baltimore Ravens – Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama
- Los Angeles Chargers – Mike McGlinchey, Tackle, ND
- Seattle Seahawks – Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama
- Dallas Cowboys – Courtland Sutton, WR, SMU
- Detroit Lions – Harold Landry, Edge, Boston College
- Cincinnati Bengals – James Daniels, C, Iowa
- Buffalo Bills – Rashaan Evans, LB, Alabama
- New England Patriots – Sony Michel, RB, Georgia
- Carolina Panthers – Mike Hughes, CB, Central Florida
- Tennessee Titans – DJ Moore, WR, Maryland
- Atlanta Falcons – Taven Bryan, DT, Florida
- New Orleans Saints – Mike Gesicki, TE, Penn St
- Pittsburgh Steelers – Leighton Vander Esch, LB, Boise St
- Jacksonville Jaguars – Michael Gallup, WR, Colorado St
- Minnesota Vikings – Isaiah Wynn, G, Georgia
- New England Patriots – Colton Miller, T, UCLA
- Philadelphia Eagles – Sam Hubbard, DE, Ohio St
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I’ve been waiting to see if any of the main stream sites have been following the pursuit of the Superb Owl. This is the first mention of it and my friend I am as pumped as you are. Can Rodgers and green bay catch this mythical bird? Please keep following this story!!
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My favorite thing about this is you are too dumb to get the joke.
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Hi Dj,
I didn’t mean to upset you. I’m just a fellow bird lover like yourself. In fact from your style of writing id say your kind of a mix between the barstool guys and our great President Donald J Trump. I have no doubt that you ‘re a supporter as I am, MAGA!! If you stop by Louisiana ever we should do some bird watching, kind of looks like that what you’re doing in that picture you got. HAHA #SuperbOwl
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Oh i forget to say that you like to give out nicknames to yourself just like our president. I hope you like mine.
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